James tells his own story

Interesting, Watson?
When is the puddle a puddle and if not what is it?
If I’m worthy of the honour then be it, but as all ways I need to fill the gaps of my friends memory .
I braved many a rapid that day, rain, trees and eddies were among the hazards on the way.
My journey was long and hard fought.
I overcame hunger and the fear of death, I looked at the face of adversity and won.
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And after all this?
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...............................I bloody fell out the boat!